You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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