This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
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I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
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you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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