yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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