he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
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I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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