I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
That was an excessively violent trivia night
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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