ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
should my penis look like a turkey
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
