margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
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Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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