Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
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There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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