I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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