Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
