you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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