I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
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Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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