next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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