can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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