worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
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