Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
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Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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