You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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