Umm I'm too high to move.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
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It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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