I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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