Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
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When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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