HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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