You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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