You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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