So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Randomize
