Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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