i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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