She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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