I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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