1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
handjob tips. give me some.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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