I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
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Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He shit in the fireplace
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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