I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
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How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Someone signed my nipple.
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