you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Randomize
