For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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