i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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