Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
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Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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