New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Terrible idea I love it
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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