New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
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Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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