census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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