is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
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honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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