FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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