i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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