The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
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Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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