didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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