Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
