i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
pop tarts are not kleenex
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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