How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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