know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
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All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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