Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I deserve this hangover.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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