I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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