i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.