he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
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I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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