i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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