I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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