maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
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Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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