when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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